Roundball Rock’s Final and Only Mock Draft

After the blockbuster Bruce Brown-Dzanan Musa trade, the NBA landscape is poised for upheaval, and the NBA draft is the backhoe that starts tearing up this league. So based on the best available information and our league sources, here’s Roundball Rock’s final - and only - mock draft of 2020. Minnesota: Antony Edwards. With their… Continue reading Roundball Rock’s Final and Only Mock Draft

The Corbin Smith Review of Michael Jordan Commercials, Vol. 1: MJ’s Head as a Hyperreal Planet

In addition to being the greatest basketball player who ever lived (apologies to Kareem), Michael Jordan also was, is, and will always be the greatest commercial pitchman of all time. Underwear, Sport Drinks, Soft Drinks, high-end tequila, sneakers, F-35s, the list goes on. You name it, MJ could hock it. In this series of posts… Continue reading The Corbin Smith Review of Michael Jordan Commercials, Vol. 1: MJ’s Head as a Hyperreal Planet

Roundball Rock E288: Hey What Up Laker Fans. It’s Me, Frank Vogel

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/roundball-rock/id1133321651 It's the Roundball Rock Finals recap podcast, where Sean and Joey get agitated about the word "bespoke," defend Alex Caruso's athleticism, choose our own replacement Finals MVPs, and ask the big question: Is Frank Vogel the worst basketball player to coach an NBA champion? We also answer a reader question about Ryan Rusillo, talk… Continue reading Roundball Rock E288: Hey What Up Laker Fans. It’s Me, Frank Vogel

JOKIC IS THE JOKER, JUST NOT THAT ONE

Because his name begins with “Jok,” Serbian basketball superstar Nikola Jokic has been christened “The Joker” by American announcers. This nickname fucking sucks. “The Joker” is the main Batman villain (Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat to solve crime in many popular comic books), a clown man who thinks crime is… Continue reading JOKIC IS THE JOKER, JUST NOT THAT ONE

PLEASE DO HALF OF THE WORK OF WRITING MY CONTENT VOL 2: JIMMY BUTLER AND STRATEGIC EJECTIONS

Hello! In case you didn’t know, writing is hard. You gotta come up with ideas, then come up with words to serve those ideas and honestly man it sucks. Sometimes, when you’re as famous as I am, you sidestep the first thing by having your readers send in questions you can answer. You do this… Continue reading PLEASE DO HALF OF THE WORK OF WRITING MY CONTENT VOL 2: JIMMY BUTLER AND STRATEGIC EJECTIONS

Chris Paul Goes Out Tumbling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMpoqbkPvzo Mark Jones’s voice is peaked the fuck out, befitting the last few posessions of an extraordinarily tight Game Seven. “HOUSTON WITH THE BALL AND UNDER A MINUTE TO GO!” You’re juiced, he’s juiced, we’re all juiced.  Then, something miraculous happens. Eric Gordon, back to the basket at half court, protecting his dribble, makes light… Continue reading Chris Paul Goes Out Tumbling