Mark, George, and Me.

https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1296641268785741825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1296641268785741825%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.radio.com%2Fsports%2Fnba%2Fformer-nba-coach-george-karl-slams-mark-jackson-on-twitter In addition to the many wins, losses and plays of note, this week’s NBA news cycle also featured a Beef between irritable two older men. Mark Jackson was on TV, where he said, “Hey, everyone said Melo was bad at defense, but actually he’s not.” This statement, probably incorrect, so Van Gundy said man… Continue reading Mark, George, and Me.

Stupid Shot That Disproves Causation Brings Joy, Terror to Author

There are times when I see something happen in a basketball game so deeply irrational that even when it happens in service of the team I root for (The Portland Trail Blazers), I am haunted by an undercurrent of unnerved loathing for the very process of reality itself, of the fucking random nonsense that drives… Continue reading Stupid Shot That Disproves Causation Brings Joy, Terror to Author

A VISUAL RECAP OF THE GAME BETWEEN THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS AND THE TORONTO RAPTORS ON 8/1/20:

(Hello! The NBA Plays a lot of games, and they all demand recapping. Unfortunately I have a terrible memory, and I could never capture the essence of a game with a meager written recap. And so, I have developed a technique, where, like our ancestors, scratching out art on the walls of caves, I watch… Continue reading A VISUAL RECAP OF THE GAME BETWEEN THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS AND THE TORONTO RAPTORS ON 8/1/20:

A Photo of Blazers Assistant Coach Jannero Pargo by the Author:

Even though Pargo's path has slotted him into a different job, he still has so many of the trappings of his previous position. Minimalistic dress, on court focus, a phenomenal set of arms. I wonder how deeply he does or doesn't long to be on the court "properly," instead of running drills and fudging up… Continue reading A Photo of Blazers Assistant Coach Jannero Pargo by the Author: